ROYAL FAMILY
Congratulations to Meghan Markle! Archie’s DNA test results are in, and Prince Harry is not the biological father: “I know who Archie’s real father is…” See more below 👇👇
Royal tea just got scalding hot! In a shocking (and probably fictional) twist, DNA test results have surfaced revealing that Prince Harry may not be little Archie’s biological father. Gasp!
According to a source who claims to have overheard someone at a very loud pub:
> “The results came back and Meghan said, ‘I know who Archie’s real father is… and he’s got better hair than Harry!’”
The alleged father? None other than Sir Wigglesworth, the royal family’s former horse trainer, known for his flowing mane and excellent grooming habits. When reached for comment, Sir Wigglesworth neighed.
Meanwhile, Meghan has responded with a smile and a cryptic message:
> “DNA doesn’t matter when love runs deeper than blood… but also, you might want to tune into our new Netflix docuseries: Who’s Your Daddy? Royal Edition.”
Congratulations to Meghan Markle! Archie’s DNA test results are in, and Prince Harry is not the biological father: “I know who Archie’s real father is…” See more below 👇👇
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