Breaking News:Debate Moderators Linsey Davis And David Munir Reportedly Fired By ABC, “They Are A Disgrace To Their Profession”

In an unexpected twist that has left journalists and political pundits both stunned and bemused, ABC has announced the immediate firing of debate moderators David Muir and Linsey Davis, accusing them of being a “disgrace to their profession.” Their crime? Fact-checking Donald Trump during the recent presidential debate—and daring to do it live on air.

ABC’s decision to oust two of its most seasoned anchors comes after what some are calling the most contentious debate in modern political history, with Trump and Kamala Harris squaring off in a verbal slugfest that would have made even a UFC referee nervous. Yet, while the candidates exchanged blows, it was Muir and Davis who found themselves the unlikely victims of post-debate fallout.

What exactly went wrong for Muir and Davis? According to the higher-ups at ABC, the problem wasn’t their ability to moderate the debate—it was their decision to fact-check Trump in real-time. That’s right: in a world where “truth” is now an optional accessory to political speeches, these moderators made the ultimate mistake of providing viewers with pesky, inconvenient facts.

The debate began like any other: candidates exchanging soundbites, dodging questions with the grace of a politician on roller skates, and delivering rehearsed zingers to the delight of their respective audiences. But things took a turn about 20 minutes in when Trump, ever the showman, claimed that Democrats were in favor of “executing babies after birth,” a line that’s been debunked so many times it might as well have its own Wikipedia page.

Linsey Davis, displaying a courage that could only come from years of professional restraint, interrupted the former president mid-rant. “There is no state in this country where it is legal to kill a baby after it’s born,” she said, clearly hoping to steer the conversation back into the realm of reality.

Trump, however, was undeterred, and before long, Muir found himself fact-checking the former president’s claims that immigrants in Springfield, Ohio, were eating pets. “I just want to clarify here,” Muir said, trying to maintain a calm demeanor. “ABC News reached out to the city manager in Springfield, and he told us there have been no credible reports of pets being harmed by immigrants.”

Trump, visibly annoyed, insisted that he had seen reports on television. “People are saying dogs are missing,” he responded, doubling down on the claim. “Maybe the city manager is just saying what he has to say.”

Muir’s fact-checking continued, but by that point, the damage had been done—not to Trump’s credibility, mind you, but to Muir and Davis’s careers.

As the debate wrapped up, political analysts and viewers alike took to social media to comment on the moderators’ bold decision to inject facts into what is traditionally a fact-free zone. But while many praised Muir and Davis for their diligence, ABC executives were reportedly less than thrilled.

Within hours, the network released a statement condemning their actions. “David Muir and Linsey Davis have violated the core principles of debate moderation,” the statement read. “By interjecting facts into a presidential debate, they have not only betrayed the trust of the candidates but have also compromised the entertainment value of the event. This is not what we stand for at ABC.”

The network’s swift decision to fire both moderators sent shockwaves through the industry, with many questioning whether this was a sign that truth-telling had officially been relegated to the sidelines of American politics. “It’s a sad day for journalism,” tweeted one political commentator. “If we can’t fact-check during a debate, what’s next? Moderators just passing out popcorn and letting the candidates go at it like it’s a WWE match?”

Predictably, Trump’s team was overjoyed by the news. Donald Trump Jr., never one to pass up an opportunity to slam the media, took to X (formerly Twitter) to celebrate. “Finally, the media hacks get what they deserve!” he wrote. “Muir and Davis were ganging up on my father the entire time. They weren’t moderating—they were participating. Good riddance!”

Former Fox News and NBC host Megyn Kelly, now a prominent conservative podcaster, echoed these sentiments. “Three against one!” she exclaimed. “This was the worst case of moderator bias I’ve ever seen. They turned the debate into a left-wing takedown.”

Of course, these reactions were somewhat predictable. Trump and his allies have long accused mainstream media of bias, and the sight of two moderators daring to correct their candidate in real-time was just more fuel for the fire. But the real shock came when ABC seemed to agree with them.

With Muir and Davis out of the picture, ABC executives are reportedly scrambling to find new moderators who can strike the perfect balance between looking engaged and staying silent—sort of like those wax figures you see in museums.

Rumors are swirling that ABC may adopt a new “hands-off” approach to future debates, with moderators instructed to let candidates speak without interruption, no matter how far off the rails the discussion may go. “We want to ensure that all candidates have the freedom to express their truths, regardless of whether those truths align with reality,” said one source close to the network.

The new debate format is being described as “no moderation moderation,” where the moderator’s job will be to smile politely, occasionally glance at the clock, and maybe throw in a generic follow-up question like, “Care to elaborate on that wild conspiracy theory?”

As for Muir and Davis, their next steps remain unclear. In their joint statement, the former moderators expressed disappointment in ABC’s decision but stood by their actions. “Our duty was to provide the American public with accurate information, even in the face of controversy. We regret that this commitment to truth has led to our dismissal, but we will continue to uphold the values of journalism wherever we go next.”

Speculation is already mounting that the two may start a fact-checking podcast or even launch their own independent media outlet, where they can fact-check to their hearts’ content without fear of corporate backlash. As one former colleague of Muir put it, “If David and Linsey can survive this, they can survive anything. I wouldn’t be surprised if they came back stronger, with a whole new platform to call out lies—without getting fired for it.”
In the end, the firing of David Muir and Linsey Davis isn’t just a commentary on their decision to fact-check Trump—it’s a reflection of the broader state of American politics and media. In a world where candidates can claim almost anything and be backed by loyal fanbases, the role of moderators has shifted from keeping debates honest to keeping them entertaining.

Whether or not the truth will make a comeback remains to be seen. But for now, it seems that silence, not facts, is the new currency of debate moderation.

One thing is for sure: whoever steps into Muir and Davis’s shoes next had better be prepared to stay quiet—because in today’s world, truth-telling might just get you fired.