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Breaking news: Connor McDavid’s father, Brian McDavid, denied that his son is racist, saying that he is friends with their “black servant” in South Africa. Full story 👇
In a move that’s baffled sports analysts and delighted internet satirists, NHL superstar Connor McDavid and his father Brian McDavid are rumored to be launching the No Blades League — a father-son hockey league designed for players who “really love hockey but also really fear falling.”
Sources (none) claim that the idea came during a family backyard BBQ when Brian slipped on a puck and said, “You know what would be great? Hockey without ice.”
Early promotional materials show Connor and Brian sporting rollerblades and oversized foam sticks, grinning beneath a banner that reads: “No Ice, No Rules, All McDavids.”
The new league’s slogan? “Why skate when you can slide awkwardly?”
While NHL officials have not responded, a fan on Reddit summarized public sentiment well:
“Is this real? If so, I’m in. If not, I still want a jersey.”
Breaking: ‘A tragic incident has shaken the family of Patrick Mahomes, as his daughter Sterling was knocked down by a reckless driver,She is in critical condition- Prayers’ needed See more 👇
SHOCKING NEWS: Kings players have caused a stir on social media after they asked the NHL to void Game 4 of the playoffs and demand a rematch with the Oilers due to evidence that the Oilers coach paid $500,000 to hire notorious “Mafia” gangs to fix the game in advance. Full story below 👇
Washington, D.C. – U.S. President Donald Trump has been urgently taken to the hospital after being struck in the face by an object thrown by a supporter during a press briefing. The incident occurred earlier today as Trump was addressing the media outside the White House…SEE MORE:👇
Breaking News:MAJOR TRAGEDY! Prince Harry suffers shocking accident — King Charles rushes to the U.S. to see his son in emotional reunion: “My dear son, come home… I will grant you…” See more below 👇👇
HOT NEWS: Princess Anne announces her intention to assist Harry in ascending to the throne and Meghan becoming Queen: With one condition. ….Full story below👇👇👇
Breaking news: Connor McDavid’s father, Brian McDavid, denied that his son is racist, saying that he is friends with their “black servant” in South Africa. Full story 👇
“Dear Father, I’m sorry…” Harry broke down in tears on screen while calling King Charles to deliver the BAD NEWS, leaving the entire Royal Family heartbroken: “My son has been diagnosed with…”….see more 👇 👇
SAD NEWS: Patrick Mahomes’ Family Are Asking For Prayers After Revealing Heartbreaking News😭😭
In a shocking turn of events, Prince Harry has reportedly secretly married his ex-girlfriend, leaving wife Meghan Markle furious and blindsided. Sources claim the couple’s tumultuous five years have taken a toll on their relationship, with Harry reportedly rekindling a romance from his past in secret. Meghan, said to be devastated by the revelation, is now grappling with the fallout as royal insiders question…. Details 👇
Congratulations: The entire Edmonton Oilers team and fans congratulated Connor McDavid when his wife, Lauren Kyle announced she was 8 weeks pregnant with twins. The ultrasound image made the joy and happiness even more complete… Details 👇👇👇
Princess of Wales No Longer Hides It: Prince William Decides to Break the Relationship. – There’s official confirmation from reliable sources indicating that Kate Middleton and Prince William have decided to break their relationship… Details 👇
