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10 Minutes Ago: President Donald Trump was Shot AGAIN But this time on his NOSE While he was Exiting the White House and was Urgently Rushed to the Hospital only for doctors to discover he has cancer of the…” See more ππ

President Donald J. Trump was seen exiting a press event when he reportedly tripped on an uneven step, causing a dramatic nosebleed. Eyewitnesses say he waved off medical attention, declaring, βNo blood! Just a little patriotic paint!β
Secret Service agents quickly handed him tissues emblazoned with the American flag. Doctors later confirmed it was βjust a mild nosebleed,β but Trump claimed it was βthe most powerful nosebleed in American historyβpeople are saying it.β
Online conspiracy theories erupted, suggesting the incident revealed a secret nose-based superpower. Others wondered if the blood was symbolicββa metaphor for the bleeding heart of America,β one Twitter user wrote.